With Kevin Marquez

Interview Conducted by Esther Ben Ami, Editor-in-Chief.

Describe your life in a headline.

Crippling depression.

If you were a dessert, what kind of dessert would you be? Why?

Fudge Sundae. I wouldn’t want to be it though, why would anyone want to be a dessert in the first place?

What is the most overrated, annoying thing about Harvest?

Teachers being way too nice to disruptive students. Some kids don’t shut up and the teachers don’t do much about it.

What do you most value in your teachers?

Andy’s bald head, it’s what keeps me going in the mornings. It’s so shiny.